gumpy the fire farting gargoyle

Could easily fill the void in the fantasy genre . . .

The Danish Library Association

Hello ...

My name is Gumpy. I am a gargoyle, and I am 88 years old. That is not much among gargoyles.

Recently I turned into flesh and blood just like you, and when that happened I made a horrible discovery.

My new soft body started producing gas. A lot of gas. I can make a tiny flame with my mouth, and when I combine the gas and the flame I become

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THE FIRE FARTING GARGOYLE